Inbox - Fade Rift

[bignasty]

Book/crystal/correspondence/action/whatever you desire.

Comments

[heirring]

[The reply is written on a different, rather less quality sheet of paper. The handwriting is still perfectly pleasant however.]

Captain Dumas,

I am hosting a charity benefit to raise funds for Riftwatch's benefit.

I would be honored if you would attend.

Please wear your best shirt.

Best Wishes,
Miss Wysteria A. Poppell
Research Division
Project Felandaris
Assistant to the Seneschal

[bignasty]

[ returned to sender exactly as before: ]


ALRIGHT.

YOURS IN GOOD FAITH,
SERRAH SYLVESTER DUMAS
CAPTAIN OF THE GALLOWS WATCH
9:46 DRAGON

[heirring]

[A perfectly cheerful note, though it comes with no envelope.]

Captain,

I cannot sufficiently express my pleasure over your agreement! Please provide me with a very brief biography and I will note you down for the evening.

Warm Regards,
Miss Wysteria A. Poppell
Research Division
Project Felandaris
Assistant to the Seneschal

[bignasty]

[ and again: ]


POPPELL,

I WOULD PREFER NOT TO.

GLAD YOU ARE PLEASED,
CAPTAIN DUMAS

[heirring]

[Hmm.]

Captain,

If you do not have the time to write your own, then I will be honored to pen something on your behalf.

Best Wishes,
Miss Wysteria A. Poppell
Research Division
Project Felandaris
Assistant to the Seneschal

[bignasty]

HONORARY WATCH CAPTAIN POPPELL,

GOOD THINKING, THAT WILL BE JUST FINE.

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME FOR MONEY,
CAPTAIN DUMAS

[heirring]

['Honorary Watch Captain.' How charming. Yes, all right; she can see why the 'Enormous Marcher' made the cut now.]

Captain,

Happily, as Assistant to the Seneschal, I am familiar with the state of our coffers and posted pay rates and so am unlikely to make that mistake. Your money is quite safe.

Best Wishes,
Miss Wysteria A. Poppell
Research Division
Project Felandaris
Assistant to the Seneschal